Boris Johnson tries to commit suicide...

#1
Whether you agree with Boris Johnson becoming appointed Mayor of London or not, you must admit he is extraordinarily good value in terms of sheer entertainment.

BJ goes swimming

Is it perhaps worth spending some taxpayers money to have someone constantly follow him around with a swanee whistle, old car horn and cymbals just to ensure maximum enjoyment for everyone?
 
#3
He may be a tad eccentric but its gotta be better than that thieving looney Livingstone has he not?
Actualy, in truth I quite like Boris, he's a refreshing change for a politician.
 
#4
Boris Johnson took to the field as a late substitute for a charity England XI. Within minutes of coming on, it was clear he was last picked on the playground. Out on the touchline, he stumbles, socks half mast into the midriff some German former professional, clearing him off his feet.

Fecking priceless, I laughed so hard I almost shat myself.

Have a look -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

Rar!
 

Alsacien

MIA
Moderator
#5
jagman said:
He may be a tad eccentric but its gotta be better than that thieving looney Livingstone has he not?
Actualy, in truth I quite like Boris, he's a refreshing change for a politician.
Best quote I heard:
"Boris is a extremely smart man who plays the fool - Livingstone is a fool who plays at being a smart man......."
 
#6
Always been a fan, heard him speak at a dinner when he wasn't playing the fool, best speech I have ever heard. He could certainly be accused of being out of touch sometimes but let's be honest, how many politicians do you see willing to wade around in a river like that in the first place!
 
#7
Alsacien said:
jagman said:
He may be a tad eccentric but its gotta be better than that thieving looney Livingstone has he not?
Actualy, in truth I quite like Boris, he's a refreshing change for a politician.
Best quote I heard:
"Boris is a extremely smart man who plays the fool - Livingstone is a fool who plays at being a smart man......."
Sounds about right :D
I know which I would rather have, its a shame only London benefits from having him in politics, I would rather have him as leader of the Tories. I might even have vote for him at a general election!
 
#8
Boris Johnson managed to shag, and then have a short-lived marriage to, the best looking woman in his year at Oxford. Despite being fat with weird hair even then. All gift of the gab. Under the blustering humour, mind like a steel trap.
 
#11
Been done already.
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#14
Mr_Deputy said:
interestednovice said:
Boris Johnson managed to shag, and then have a short-lived marriage to, the best looking woman in his year at Oxford. Despite being fat with weird hair even then. All gift of the gab. Under the blustering humour, mind like a steel trap.

Oh yeah!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/boris5MOS1005_468x335.jpg
Phwoooaar! I used to travel on the tube to school with Allegra (we went to different schools but at the same stop) and her brother. Oh the unrequited lust!
 
#15
So we'll know what one of the questions is going to be on 'Have I Got News For You' tomorrow.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
If he managed to oust Tony Cameron as Tory leader and 'dead man walking' Cyclops was forced into calling an election, BoJo would win purely on comedy factor. Well, even if Labour weren't 95% sunk anyway, of course...
 

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