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Boris’s Progress.

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
The original version was the punchline to a shaggy dog story.

CLOWN to Man:'Are you the front end of an ass?'
Man: no
CLOWN :'Are you the back end of an ass?'
Man: no
CLOWN: Then you must be no end of an ass!

Man: F*** Off You Red Nosed Bastard.



It was funnier in 1979. Bit like @redshift.


So perhaps the2019 version is ' F*** off you redshift bastard.'
 
The original version was the punchline to a shaggy dog story.

CLOWN to Man:'Are you the front end of an ass?'
Man: no
CLOWN :'Are you the back end of an ass?'
Man: no
CLOWN: Then you must be no end of an ass!

Man: F*** Off You Red Nosed Bastard.



It was funnier in 1979. Bit like @redshift.


So perhaps the2019 version is ' F*** off you redshift bastard.'
Correct me if I'm wrong but he will not be the godfather of your next kid /grand kid
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Correct me if I'm wrong but he will not be the godfather of your next kid /grand kid
No correction needed. My grandkids will be Kiwis and I gather he doesn't do too well with Kiwis.
 
Politics is the second oldest profession. But it lacks the morality of the oldest. ;)
No; that's the Law as a profession, that's why they have Solicitors. Politics is the oldest profession known to man and depends on the other two. Morality, to paraphrase a saying, is for Little people
 

Themanwho

LE
Book Reviewer
Politics is the second oldest profession. But it lacks the morality of the oldest. ;)
Armourer is the second oldest profession. Which comes in handy for having something suitably stabby for dealing with the lawyers and the politicians.
 
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