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Boring?

#1
Now don't take this in the wrong way, but has this room become a little bit boring lately?

There was a great deal more banter, piss taking, flirting (CR & G2LB), wah's and all the rest. I know that I'm not "One of you lot" so don't go getting all upset and throwing your toys out of the pram. I just thought that I would raise the question.

Jim
 
#13
t obe fair, rather a cat than a dog. Dogs always remind me of those kids with downs who have no personal space barriers, slobber a lot and make lots of pointless noises. fcuk! Dogs are mongs! Ive just proved it.
 
#14
arby said:
t obe fair, rather a cat than a dog. Dogs always remind me of those kids with downs who have no personal space barriers, slobber a lot and make lots of pointless noises. fcuk! Dogs are mongs! Ive just proved it.
You must be the man who has never been burgled due to his vicious guard cat.

Cats are parasites, always in and out of people's houses scrounging welfare hand-outs. Wherever you deploy it, the four-leged multi role security system will guard your house, car and kids.

A cat will normally just about take on a mouse.

My fearless JRT has been victorious over two CO's, the MDP Dog ( all be it restrained in the van) and a loadmaster, still attached to a turning CH47.
 
#15
arby said:
t obe fair, rather a cat than a dog. Dogs always remind me of those kids with downs who have no personal space barriers, slobber a lot and make lots of pointless noises. fcuk! Dogs are mongs! Ive just proved it.
Outstanding display of logic there Arby. And for your next earth shattering revelation?

edited due to mong spelling and the fact that wench had to mention it before I spotted it!
 
#17
mediumwhiteamericano said:
arby said:
t obe fair, rather a cat than a dog. Dogs always remind me of those kids with downs who have no personal space barriers, slobber a lot and make lots of pointless noises. fcuk! Dogs are mongs! Ive just proved it.
Outstanding display of logic there Arby. And for your next earth shattering revalation?
I dunno, I'll prove that god doesnt exist or some other sh!t.
 
#20
I remember meeting a bootie once. He was wearing an empty cat on his head. He said the rest tasted like chicken.

I just thought I'd draw the thread together there: booties, cats, evolution theories, survival of the fittest, eating things, cat heaven etc.
 

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