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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Kakashi, Sep 25, 2008.

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  1. I'm stuck at work waiting for a cnuting c130 thats 3 hours late.

    Any ideas on how to pass time? Theres only so much arrse to surf
     
  2. Go into the gents, remove your boots and trousers, tie your boot laces around your testes and hang over one of the trap doors by your ankles.

    Then slowly masterbate yourself into your own open mouth.

    That should pass an hour away, snowballing your pals will pass another 20 mins.
     
  3. Well that beats my "listen to your ipod/read a book" theory! :)
     
  4. you sir, are an artist.
     
  5. Pure Class
     
  6. You've actually done that, haven't you?
     
  7. So thats what David cnuting Blaines been doing for the past 60 hours
     
  8. acl

    acl Old-Salt

    Only MDN could have come up with a "pass the time" idea like that.
     
  9. MDN...

    FCUKING GENIUS!
     
  10. Pure class. Thanks for the top tip MDN