Bored sponsoring British Tommy Army, I now sponsor Osama.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LingsCars, Sep 11, 2009.

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  1. Hahaha! Helooooooooo soldier boyz (and others), it is Ling.

    My account still works! Hello to all old pals!

    In good taste I have sponsored a special site today (actually I made it)

    I did actually ask half a dozen military person customers, and all thought it was a good idea! Mind you, most of them were officers and 2 were RAF.

    For those who don't like it - fuck off, hahaha. For all the rest of normal human bliengs who enjoy it, great!

    Can we try and get insults over Richter scale 10.0 and include anal references?? Off you go, Tommies. (I am Chinese flemale and 1.55m if you want to include racist sexist shortarse insults too)...
  2. Nia ma ka chau hai!

    Welcome back, you mental slant........... :p
  3. So, you're a "Chinese flemale" are you? So what the fück's one of them, then?

  4. How warm and fuzzy do I feel knowing that short arrsed troll is involved with this site? Bore off
  5. You'll get a fatwa taken out on you you dwarven bum sex loving yellow bint! (I think that fulfills all your abusive criteria Ling :wink: )
  6. No, you're not. You're a fat, wheezy Geordie, probably with breath that could strip wallpaper at 50m. You're also aboard the Compare the Market bandwagon.

    Not a bad affort though.
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Yay....Ling's here again...........

    Welcome back you dirty Chinese scutter! :D

    As for the website:


    Accompanied by:

  8. 你的母亲是一位仓鼠和你父亲的接骨木气味.

    Well, it was the best I could do at short notice.
  9. :D

  10. That made no sense at all.
  11. Now, now. Language, Timothy...
  12. The website is dogshit, I've had more entertainment picking my nose.

    There will be a fatwa issued against you now, hope you've still got that rocket launcher?
  13. Sorry! :oops:

  14. Hahahaha! You are all completely blind to an artist at work.

    On my webpage, I have set myself up to shoot all my cars with an AK47. That is such an iconic weapon. No way would the SA79.5 do as good a job.