This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
If you are bored on tour, I command you to do the following:
1. In the sangar, you will play "safety on, squeeze the trigger, safety off, don't squeeze..."
2. Hold the fly off lever of your red phos grenade, then pull out the pin and show your friends: they will all think you are truly a fearless warrior.
3. Verily though shalt rub deep heat into your hand. If you can masturbate to conclusion before passing out, you will be known as a giant amongst men.
4. Collect various dangerous animals as available (spiders, snakes, bears, tigers, etc) and prod with sticks to make them angry, so that they will fight for your enjoyment. Then shove the winner down your underpants.
5. Finally, what better way of passing time than in the horizontal time accelleration device? If you are on stag, just lie on the floor and rest your eyes... go on, you have been working really hard and deserve a rest.... what's the worst that could happen?.....they'll never know....