Bored and got the house to myself . . . what to do?

#5
Ring an escort agency up and get one of their best pro's out, do the business , then lock her in your shed / cellar or gimp hole and take out as necessary, and finally when she starts to smell, chop her up with an axe and spread her around your garden......that should keep you busy for the day
 
#6
Hoover whilst dressed in the missus clothes singing I want to break free!
 
#9
Shove a feather duster up your arrse and mince around the house naked dusting as you go.






* I have never done this myself though*
 
#11
jack-daniels said:
Shove a feather duster up your arrse and mince around the house naked dusting as you go.






* I have never done this myself though*


"Available in all good stores now, The JML ARRSE Wipe"
 
#12
Crap all over the house and blame it on the dog.
 
#14
thrombo said:
I have the house to myself and I am bored sh!tless. What shall I do?
You have to ask?! 8O It's the perfect oppertunity to finally get rid of Maddie's corpse! :twisted:

Always assuming there's a farm with some pigs within easy travelling distance... :wink:
 
#15
Werewolf said:
thrombo said:
I have the house to myself and I am bored sh!tless. What shall I do?
You have to ask?! 8O It's the perfect oppertunity to finally get rid of Maddie's corpse! :twisted:

Always assuming there's a farm with some pigs within easy travelling distance... :wink:
Sh!t, I've been rumbled. How did you know it was me!?
 
#16
thrombo said:
Werewolf said:
thrombo said:
I have the house to myself and I am bored sh!tless. What shall I do?
You have to ask?! 8O It's the perfect oppertunity to finally get rid of Maddie's corpse! :twisted:

Always assuming there's a farm with some pigs within easy travelling distance... :wink:
Sh!t, I've been rumbled. How did you know it was me!?
Well, I had it narrowed down to either you or MDN... :twisted:
 
#17
I see, and the fact that MDN has 3 little African boys in his basement making him jumpers narrowed it down to me. Good work that man.
 
#18
brucewillis said:
Hoover whilst dressed in the missus clothes singing I want to break free!
Got any piccies?
 
#19
BanjoBill said:
brucewillis said:
Hoover whilst dressed in the missus clothes singing I want to break free!
This and.... Don't forget to give the milk man a blow job.
The last fu@king advice I took from you I ended up with a revolving door see link my arrse.
 

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