Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by beufighter, Nov 22, 2009.

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  1. :? Borders
    Let me see if I understand all this...
    • If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
    • If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained
    • If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
    • If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be
    • If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be
    heard from again.
    • If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be
    branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
    • If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown
    into political prison to rot.
    If you cross the UK borders illegally, you get:
    A job
    A drivers license
    A social security card
    Food stamps
    Credit cards
    Subsidised rent or a loan to buy a house
    Free education
    Free health care
    And in many instances you can vote
  2. Cos Gordon Brown's in power, that's why.
  3. Couldn't you find a retard website to do your cut and paste crayoning on?