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:? Borders
Let me see if I understand all this...
• If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
• If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained
• If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
• If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be
• If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be
heard from again.
• If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be
branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown
into political prison to rot.
If you cross the UK borders illegally, you get:
A job
A drivers license
A social security card
Food stamps
Credit cards
Subsidised rent or a loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
And in many instances you can vote

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