Borderline Boilers

#1
Apologies if something similar has been posted before, but if not here it is...
It seems to me there's a pool of famous ladies out there that don't really catch the eye as such, and yet when faced with extreme boredom on a Sunday and you're watching TV and the BT ad with Jayne comes on, you start thinking "I would you know..." (ensuring no reaction that would alert the sixth sense of the missus). So I thought I'd start the ball rolling.

Lorraine Kelly:



Sophie-Ellis-DavidCoulthard-Jaw:



Jayne (BT Ads - Played by Esther Hall):



Fern Britton:



It became apparent when googling Esther Hall that she seems to have plenty of snaps knocking about on the tinternet with her norks out...
I think I went a bit too far with Fern, but hey-ho - over to you!
 
#5
SKJOLD said:
Search for:
Women you fancy but shouldnt

its a feckin goldmine of MILFS, GILFS and other celebrity type women that you should not fancy but strangely do. :headbang:

SK
Ah seen and noted! Thought that would have been in naafi bar? Always makes me chuckle that abbrv - GILF :D In Roger's profanisaurus (this month's Viz) there's now a PWILF too. Although I've never been one for preggers women myself...
 
#7
JesterRIP said:
SKJOLD said:
Search for:
Women you fancy but shouldnt

its a feckin goldmine of MILFS, GILFS and other celebrity type women that you should not fancy but strangely do. :headbang:

SK
Ah seen and noted! Thought that would have been in naafi bar? Always makes me chuckle that abbrv - GILF :D In Roger's profanisaurus (this month's Viz) there's now a PWILF too. Although I've never been one for preggers women myself...
Thought that stood for Pads' Wife I'd like to Ferk :twisted:
 
#8
Recce19 said:
JesterRIP said:
SKJOLD said:
Search for:
Women you fancy but shouldnt

its a feckin goldmine of MILFS, GILFS and other celebrity type women that you should not fancy but strangely do. :headbang:

SK
Ah seen and noted! Thought that would have been in naafi bar? Always makes me chuckle that abbrv - GILF :D In Roger's profanisaurus (this month's Viz) there's now a PWILF too. Although I've never been one for preggers women myself...
Thought that stood for Pads' Wife I'd like to Ferk :twisted:
:D
But for every 'military' PWILF, there's at least two that are the wrong side of the quality line, enough to put you off chips anyway - what is it with fekkin leggings covering (or attempting to cover up) arrses like two planets colliding in a pair of apple-catchers?
 
#11
Hmm,

There was me thinking it was just me who had a little thing for Esther Hall from the BT ads, there is just something about her that gives me the horn. She looks different in the old pics and footage and that dont quite do it the same. I wonder if she uses her really fast broadband for some camfrog action ;-) LOL, best stop dreaming and get back to work.
 
#12
These little badgers get me going in a morning!

Sian Williams



Susanna Reid



Lucy Verasamy

 
#15
Ah hello Kes - how did the Jump go?

Were you substantially terrified? I've just come back from Portugal, where I kept trying to get on the parasailing, but it was too windy out there (H&S red tape strikes again). Still, we managed a bit of speedboating!

Anyway, back on subject - here's a borderline boiler me and my best mate spent the best part of a decade debating during the 'Men Behaving Badly' days of the 1990's... Caroline Quentin, AKA Dorothy.

Would you? (blokes I mean, not you Kes)
 

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#16
JesterRIP said:
Ah hello Kes - how did the Jump go?

Were you substantially terrified? I've just come back from Portugal, where I kept trying to get on the parasailing, but it was too windy out there (H&S red tape strikes again). Still, we managed a bit of speedboating!)
Jump was fantastic and the red devils are a rather handsome bunch so I no longer consider you the most handsome man in the Army :p

JesterRIP said:
Anyway, back on subject - here's a borderline boiler me and my best mate spent the best part of a decade debating during the 'Men Behaving Badly' days of the 1990's... Caroline Quentin, AKA Dorothy.

Would you? (blokes I mean, not you Kes)
Why aren't I allowed a say?!

Obviously from a non lesbian and purely objective point of view, the only one I'd agree with you about is Sophie Ellis Alien Face
 
#17
JesterRIP said:
Ah hello Kes - how did the Jump go?
Please forgive me. This is a thread on "borderline boilers" and you're asking one of the female Arrsers how her jump went ....

fnarr fnarr





(I should add that having met Kes on one of the Arrse crawls I am not for a moment suggesting that she falls into the category of borderline boiler. She's far too nice)
 
#18
schweik said:
JesterRIP said:
Ah hello Kes - how did the Jump go?
Please forgive me. This is a thread on "borderline boilers" and you're asking one of the female Arrsers how her jump went ....

fnarr fnarr





(I should add that having met Kes on one of the Arrse crawls I am not for a moment suggesting that she falls into the category of borderline boiler. She's far too nice)
Oh yeah she'd have it - deffo.

Hmm, it would seem that the jump (or several) went rather well with all those Red Devils. All of which are apparently better looking than me. Which I find hard to believe, naturally.

Wait a min... Kes, you mean to tell me you've slept with Man U? And we all know the depth of that squad. :muhaha:
 
#19
JesterRIP said:
schweik said:
JesterRIP said:
Ah hello Kes - how did the Jump go?
(I should add that having met Kes on one of the Arrse crawls I am not for a moment suggesting that she falls into the category of borderline boiler. She's far too nice)
Oh yeah she'd have it - deffo.
You're only human Jester ;)

JesterRIP said:
Hmm, it would seem that the jump (or several) went rather well with all those Red Devils. All of which are apparently better looking than me. Which I find hard to believe, naturally.
It was the red romper suits that did it or naturally you would still be the better looking...

JesterRIP said:
Wait a min... Kes, you mean to tell me you've slept with Man U? And we all know the depth of that squad. :muhaha:
Man U? Sod off, my standards may be low but they haven't fallen THAT far! :evil:
 

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