Border controls?

#1
With the events in Spain in mind does anyone here know what the border controls are like on the French German border at the moment, I ask because I've got to transport a rather sensitive load (legal I may add) from France to Germany and just want to be prepared if the chances are high that I'll be sat in a Frog/German cell until they finally realise that it is Kosha. :D
 
#3
:D good one but it's more sensitive than that and very relevant to the current situation can imagine that they'd lock me up first and ask questions after :? if u read my earlier postings on other forums and put 2 and 2 together you might get a rough idea of what I mean
 
#4
Walter, if that is indeed what you do for a living then I am sure you will have the relevant contacts / paperwork to justify your sensitive load.

Seems like a rather strange question to ask on here???
 
#5
Just curious and yes I do to both questions. I just have a feeling people are a bit jumpy at the moment. From what I've heard we're getting a Gendarmerie escort to the border anyway so should be ok on that side. I thought maybe someone has been through the border recently (post Madrid) and could give me an update as to the situation there.
 
#6
Zulus. Thousands of them.

They've got the streets lined with rabid moles and genetically modified aardvarks also. The only way past is to go through naked. That way the aardvarks can check you've not got anything nasty strapped on. The moles do the more intimate checks.

You can pre-order your cavity search at the Channel ports. Any HM Customs officials will be pleased to service you.
 
#7
:D and I thought it would be a boring trip

ok ok I get the hint I'll just have to see how it goes, must remember not to wear my Shemagh and shave my beard off before I go :?
 
#8
Fuchs66 you are a crazy walt really arent you, why the **** would you be on this forum asking questions like this. Its not like chemical agents are transported like fridges, cars, food etc - or in your world is it just you sat in a van with all your anthrax in the back. Bet you wear an NBC suit while driving dont you, you probably have a GPMG under your seat as your the sole defender of all the lethal chemicals your transporting - and every bad guy from all the Bond films are after you......... :roll:
 
#9
Sorry didnt realise we had an expert here, and how in your opinion are such items transported? If you know so f*****g much about my job you can enlighten me.
I didnt say I was transporting agents and I wouldnt say exactly what I'm transporting on here. Plus exact locs and timings are my business but I'll take me digi cam with me might post some as soon as I'm back. I've got the information I need now anyway so cheers for nowt.
 
#10
Your response tells me you clearly are a fcuking walt, if your going to lie at least make an effort. Did you post this thread for attention? A cry for help? Get a life you sad tw*t
 
#14
Ask a silly question......

No, but seriously... :? Blimey, some mother do 'ave 'em. Anyway, whilst I'm on, can any one tell me whether they are doing under car checks in Germany at the moment as my mate is clinging on to my exhaust and I don't really want him to get discovered.... :wink:
 
#16
Ok so part from being the walt as described above you want to bet me £1000 you can prove your really important and are the last line of defence from chemical agents

WALT (you dont know what i mean whan i type walt do you)
 
#17
Just to clear up a couple of points:

manchestermonkey said:
Fuchs66 you are a crazy walt really arent you,

Bit crazy maybe but the rests a bit off target

why the * would you be on this forum asking questions like this.
Because I thought maybe someone had been through the border recently and could gen me up on the situation there now

Its not like chemical agents are transported like fridges, cars, food etc - or in your world is it

You'd be surprised exactly how they are transported at times

just you sat in a van with all your anthrax in the back.

Biological nowt to do with me I stick with the chemicals

Bet you wear an NBC suit while driving dont you,

No that'll be in a bag behind the seat along with detector.

you probably have a GPMG under your seat as your the sole defender of all the lethal chemicals your transporting

there's not just me in the vehicle and GPMG wouldnt fit under the seat

- and every bad guy from all the Bond films are after you......... :roll:

so long as a couple of the Bond girls are there too I dont mind
 
#20
Okay, time to drop my sixpence worth. I know Fuchs66 personally, in his troop, with him in the Gulf etc. He's no Walt

You may also have seen him playing with his chemistry set in a certain copy of the Soldier Mag. A whole article on him and him playing with his 'wierd stuff'. You'll have to ask him for the date of the copy as I'm fudged if I can remember exactly.

Manchester monkey going in all gob and no int as is the way with some monkeys. Maybe he's not what he says he is and thinks everyone else is the same?