Tried it mate, but I'm back to square one we split in March '08 but it all came back tonight. I know that when I Pass Out I'll be a harder man like the rest of you but at the moment I'm weak. Ah well, pass the bottle...
You'd better facking smarten up. they are snakes with tits, EVERY ONE OF THEM, and the sooner you learn it the happier you will be in the long run.If she hurt you that bad you have extended her some sort of power over your day to day life. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Get on with your life and eat the shame and pain like a man. Does your c unt hurt, by the way?
Hit the town the very next available night with the lads, and get shagging.
If she phones or talks to you in the future, just reply "Sorry, I vaguely remember you, but canÂ´t place you".
This has to be played with care, if there is a chance of "breakup sex" then you can take the humilition to a whole new level. WeÂ´re talking way beyond getting her to call you "daddy" and wiping your c0ck on the curtains.