As a crow I got show parade and was running out of time so thought I'd try furniture polish to me surprise they were gleaming!
Until I turned up for show parade and they were near enough blue
They always someone willing to do them for some notes!You got a missus!?
Yes, yes, lots of wierd and wonderful ideas and all with their own merits and demerits. However heres an idea i learnt in training...........try copious amounts of BLACK SHOE POLISH!! Works a treat.......just an idea mind!
Better still just do what all the crows do these days and go sick so you wont have to do ANY work at all!!!
bulling boots easy! just handed in a set of f ucked ammos to be re-soled stripped and re-beeswaxed at the cobblers shop at jhq, cost 100 euros , gleaming they are ! sod wasting me weekend bulling rather pay someone else to do the chore!