Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by milkybar, Jul 3, 2005.

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  1. milkybar

    milkybar Old-Salt

    anyone heard of a company that bulls ammo boots? need them doing pretty quick and i am cxxp at doing them
  2. discodan

    discodan War Hero

    go to the guardroom and get a prisoner to do em for a fiver :)
  3. I think the same company does an arrse wiping service and will even run your bath for you. Do it yourself, if you can't, don't you have any mates?
  4. Tiffy_71

    Tiffy_71 Old-Salt

    WHAT!!?? - yes, mate - it's called the British Army, where are your buddies?
  5. discodan

    discodan War Hero

    lol... did have a pair of ammo boots coated with plastic once by a freind of mine in Skem.. lol I was never pulled up on me ammo's on buck palace, windsor or the tower....

    got found out tho when I ran out of Mr Sheen on guard one day lol
  6. Birdy

    Birdy Old-Salt

    As a crow I got show parade and was running out of time so thought I'd try furniture polish to me surprise they were gleaming!
    Until I turned up for show parade and they were near enough blue :?
    They always someone willing to do them for some notes!You got a missus!? :wink:
  7. discodan

    discodan War Hero

    you could always use "Klear" works a treat for show parade lol...

    anyways why you gettin on show parade is your gear in Dog Order or what ?
  8. Double_Duck

    Double_Duck War Hero

    Until it rains that is...... :?
  9. discodan

    discodan War Hero

    hey its sunny outside... lol no rain here :)
  10. PTE_BOZZ

    PTE_BOZZ Old-Salt

    If you mix klear with dark blue or black ink, works a treat even in rain
  11. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    Best bet is to use tin foil, shiney side mind and super glue! Now, that is fcuking gleaming and all your bezzers will think you are a real supa troopa too!
  12. I'ts not really my field these days, but I would be more than happy to do them for you. My day rate is £350 or £50 an hour (4 Hrs min) . Pm me if you're interested. :wink:

    TOPTHIRD Clanker

    Yes, yes, lots of wierd and wonderful ideas and all with their own merits and demerits. However heres an idea i learnt in training...........try copious amounts of BLACK SHOE POLISH!! Works a treat.......just an idea mind!

    Better still just do what all the crows do these days and go sick so you wont have to do ANY work at all!!!
  14. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    Best way of bulling boots is not to use spit as it is greasy. Water with aftershave is ok, but for quicker results, sulphuric acid wins hands down 8O
  15. threesend

    threesend War Hero

    bulling boots easy! just handed in a set of f ucked ammos to be re-soled stripped and re-beeswaxed at the cobblers shop at jhq, cost 100 euros , gleaming they are ! sod wasting me weekend bulling rather pay someone else to do the chore!