Boots and Condoms

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by romach, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man was in a long queue at his local Boots store. As he got to the checkout he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the checkout.
    She asked, "What size condoms?" The man replied that he didn't know.

    She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.

    She reached over the checkout, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One packet of large condoms to checkout 5."

    The man behind thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When it was his turn at the checkout, he told the checkout girl that he too had forgotten to get some condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up to the checkout.

    She asked him what size, and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers, which he did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said "One packet of medium condoms to checkout 5."

    A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the checkout he told her he too needed some condoms.

    She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers, which he did.

    She reached over the checkout, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said................

    "Mop and bucket to checkout 5."