Bootneck weapon skills at their finest?

#1
Hmm.. ok, which one of us hasn't done this?
 
#4
If his hand worked well enough for him to dial the phone, why couldn't he pull the trigger & blow his brains out?
 
#6
so he was oing to shoot himself in the head... but realised it fcuking hurt just shooting his hand.
 
#8
Targets will CALL when hit............watch and shoot, watch and shoot.
 

chrisg46

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Book Reviewer
#10
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... Well, yes i know YOU'RE not happy...Dumb fuck."
 

the_boy_syrup

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#11
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goatrutar

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#12
so he tried to top himself and blew his
wanking spanner off instead? if he wasn't
depressed before he sure as fuck is now.
 
#13
If his hand worked well enough for him to dial the phone, why couldn't he pull the trigger & blow his brains out?
That was my first thought. Ow, it hurts but instead of getting on with it, phones an ambulance.

Why did he need two shotguns anyway?

 
#14
In nick he'll learn the other meaning for 'blowing off'.
 
#16
A shotgun in his pocket?
They were both sawn off's, hence the prohibited weapon conviction ie less than 30cm barrel, less than 60cm overall length. Still, must have been a big pocket(s), like the poachers on a barbour?
 
#17
If you go down ot the woods today your sure gonna get a suprise,
A booty rolling round on the deck with a little tear in his eye,
He's got a sawn off on dec, coz he tried to blow his head off his neck,
but the silly tosser blew his hand orf...

Sung to Teddy Bears picnic. I thank you.
 
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