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Bootneck weapon skills at their finest?



so he tried to top himself and blew his
wanking spanner off instead? if he wasn't
depressed before he sure as fuck is now.
If you go down ot the woods today your sure gonna get a suprise,
A booty rolling round on the deck with a little tear in his eye,
He's got a sawn off on dec, coz he tried to blow his head off his neck,
but the silly tosser blew his hand orf...

Sung to Teddy Bears picnic. I thank you.

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