Bootneck weapon skills at their finest?

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  1. Hmm.. ok, which one of us hasn't done this?
  2. Hahahah, fucking mong!
  3. Everyone that can still clap?
  4. If his hand worked well enough for him to dial the phone, why couldn't he pull the trigger & blow his brains out?
  5. Ho-Hum. Twats will be twats.
  6. so he was oing to shoot himself in the head... but realised it fcuking hurt just shooting his hand.
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  7. Look on the bright side, there's a 50% chance of a cure for his nose picking habit.
  8. Targets will CALL when and shoot, watch and shoot.
  9. I'm ashamed...........

    Look at the state of his barnet
  10. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... Well, yes i know YOU'RE not happy...Dumb fuck."
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Thought you'd been typing a bit slow these days
  12. so he tried to top himself and blew his
    wanking spanner off instead? if he wasn't
    depressed before he sure as fuck is now.
  13. That was my first thought. Ow, it hurts but instead of getting on with it, phones an ambulance.

    Why did he need two shotguns anyway?

  14. In nick he'll learn the other meaning for 'blowing off'.
  15. A shotgun in his pocket?