www.forcesgonemad.co.uk was set up by ex-service personnel to raise money for help for heroes. The books look at the funnier side to life in the forces and are made up of short stories each accompanied by a line drawing. The army book has been published already and is entitled 'The Thick Red Line'. We are planning to bring out an uncut version of this book. The original version had to be sanitized to get it into the shops and so the uncut version would only ever be sold on the internet. We need some more really down and dirty (but funny) stories to finish off the uncut version of the army book. Please send your stories to email@example.com. Don't worry about the content as we will not be offended. Thanks.