Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Croque_Monsieur, Feb 26, 2011.

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  1. M resident arrse maiden has just invested in some new boulder holders, size 34JJ....

  2. What about some piccys then?
  3. Agreed, fuck off 'till you have pictorial evidence!
  4. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Do you have some sort of alarm system to prevent yourself being smothered in your sleep?
  5. Here you go chaps, one fresh out of the wrappers.


    Schaden: I am a ninja and can breath through my ears!
  6. You just went out and bought a really big bra didn't you ...
  7. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    So all the photo proves is that you are a Purveyor of ladies undergarments, like 69% of the posters on here. Are you a Former Royal?
  8. With udders like that she’s probably a heffer.
  9. Fuckin' hell.

    I could carry both my kids in that thing.
  10. Ahh, the delusion of fat birds, who say that they're a 34XX, when in reality its about a 36 or a 38XX. The result being that they develop the "back rack", which in conjunction with the "tramp stamp" or "slag tag" tattoo, makes for a very classy image!
  11. I imagine it's the same as men with 34inch waists, the waist gets lower every ten years.
  12. So, if I post a piccy of some XXXL condoms that means I'm gifted, one of Gods children, or does that mean I'm a big cock?
  13. A select few Arrsers can vouch that the bra is not only for show but hold a vital structural role. Oh, and it is only termporary since our 9 month old is still latching on with gusto.
  14. I'm not sure what the purpose of this thread is.
  15. threads need a purpose????