Boob Envy

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LordVonHarley, Dec 16, 2007.

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  1. Just channel hopping on Cable and I have found a programe about my favourate subject. BOOBS!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

    So far it has shown a "Glamour Model" with size 34AA boobs. Can you be a Glamour Model with tit's that small? and some gay bloke got to squeeze the presenters rack.
    Hopefully things will improve.

    Virgin 1 Rules :D
  2. Tits...MMMMmmmmmmmm

    Some twat will turn up and say "more than a handful is a waste".....yeah right bum boy.

    Boobs are Gods greatest gift, you can admire them, feel them, suck 'em, fcuk 'em and fall asleep on 'em.

    His next best invention was alcohol.
  3. Saw it last week but was scared off by the munter with the odd sized tits - one was a 36A the other 36D 8O o 0
  4. I was most upset by this programme. I was hoping it would be an hour of naked women skipping about and jiggling their bosoms. Not nearly enough jiggling for my liking so I turned the tele off and took the wife upstairs for some proper boob loving. :hump:
  5. That is what you get for breast feeding from the top bunk.