Bono to make a Boner

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  1. Since there's no " Medical Anomaly " Forum.. I'm posting this in the NAAFI..

    Reality TV Star [ yeah, right.. ] Chastity Bono - daughter of the late singer/politician and she of the single name, Cher.. has decided, at the age of 40, that she wants to reconcile her inner self with her outer and is to undergo, not just a breast reduction but radical mastectomy in the first step to ' realize' her truth and bring out her real persona.. Chastity Bono is really Chas Bono in disguise..
    Yup - a guy in a girl's body...

    " We" are asked to respect his/her privacy at this ' personal moment' while he finds his true self through reconstructive surgery/gender reassignment..

    that''s why his/her publicist is making all these media alerts. No doubt the whole sordid mess will be filmed for pay-per-view for the weirdos at home and the streaming live feed of the turning of her inside out will be on Youtube .. The gossip rags are already lining up with cheque books out to grab the exclusive story of his personal decision the uplifting inspiration it will bring to transgendered folk everywhere.

    Funny.. Momsy hasn't weighed in on this to the press so far., though an exclusive on Larry King can't be too far off.

    more to come, film at 11...
     
  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Ah so its up for one of those Strapadicktomys then. :)
     
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    You wouldn't have guessed it really, would you? :


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  4. They can stitch all the c0ck in the world on it, but let's see if they can increase it's IQ or teach it to reverse park.
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A couple of weeks earlier and a decent arrangement could have been made between her and Legs! Might have been able to do a straight swap.
     
  6. Wow, they got the post op pictures out quick.
     
  7. Are you trying to tell us thats not a 'cough' thesbian?
     
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

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    I don't know why it's going to bother. What's the point? It's a bug-ugly bint now, and when it turns into a parody of a bloke, it will be a chinless, de-gashed, ugly bloke, who can't get a dyke up the duff!

    I would politely suggest that the best thing for it to do is to become a Buddist Monkette, kill itself and hope for reincarnation as a toilet.
     

  9. Yes but it has got lovely skin.............. and a f ucking lot of it 8O
     
  10. Hats off Mark -- that was quality!

    Barsteward :wink: