Bono may never play guitar again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731

Well thank **** for that, if only the tosser would lose his ******* voice now.

Also I searched the forums and found no mention of this. I cannot promise there is not already a thread on this subject named "Three Christmas cards and a slightly brownish turd" as is the ARRSE tradition but hopefully this is the only thread on the matter.
 
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Gout Man

LE
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Sounds like a serious accident.


Pity he wasn't going a tad faster and it wasn't a tad more serious!
 
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Damage to his arm has not stopped him being a wnaker though,
 
Maybe if he took his f'ing sunglasses off he could see where he was going.

Knob.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
there is a down side to this news.
Yes, there is.

If he isn't playing shite music then he's going to have more time to tell everyone how they should be giving their money to some cause or other and how it's so like 'his' struggle against the oppressive brits.

or something
 

Cold_Collation

LE
Book Reviewer
there is a down side to this news.
Yes, there is.

If he isn't playing shite music then he's going to have more time to tell everyone how they should be giving their money to some cause or other and how it's so like 'his' struggle against the oppressive brits.

or something

Shouted through a megaphone from his private helicopter. The ****.
 

Daz

LE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731

Well thank **** for that, if only the tosser would lose his ******* voice now.

Also I searched the forums and found no mention of this. I cannot promise there is not already a thread on this subject named "Three Christmas cards and a slightly brownish turd" as is the ARRSE tradition but hopefully this is the only thread on the matter.
Skunkmiester, Should looked harder :) http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/bono-egotistical-self-opinioned-tosser.86661/page-3
 
Must admit though, I remember watching this, November 8th 1987, day of the Enniskillen Remembrance Day bombing, U2 were on the Rattle And Hum tour playing in Denver. He had a good rant midway through, was quite poignant at the time, don't get me wrong, he's still a tosser, but this is worth a watch.

 
What? Another serious accident for St Bono; he's only just recovered from falling off the stage. Apparently he got too close to the edge.....

I've already got my coat.....
 
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