Bonning the Famous

#1
After watching Jamie's School Dinners program i have added Mr Oliver to my to do list. His cute lisp has me moist and i want to mount him and make him scream "Turkey Twizthlers" at me. :D

I have of course cleared this with Mr Cait. We have reached an agreement that should the opportunity arise where I get to bake cakes with Jamie, he can have a free go of the ginner out of Girls Aloud. (He is curious to find out if licking a gwars snatch is the same as tonguing a 9v battery?)

Bonning the Famous, who else would get it & why?
 
#3
I'd like to Bum David Blunkett, see if his eyes spin when he gets drilled in the fritter

Other than that, while Mr Cait is probing the Gwar I'll keep the other four busy :D
 
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#7
Things are looking good for Elle MacPherson at the moment: she lives near me, she goes to the same gym as me and she takes her nipper to the same nursery that my daughter goes to. Plus she's fit as fück. Basically it can only be a matter of time before she moistens at the thought of my manly charms and leaps aboard for the ride of her life.
 
#9
Emily Maitlis, the BBC newsreader. Keeping my finger on the pulse has never been so erotic. She is welcome to feel my pulse anytime, and I dont mean at wrist or throat.
 
#12
cait said:
After watching Jamie's School Dinners program i have added Mr Oliver to my to do list. His cute lisp has me moist and i want to mount him and make him scream "Turkey Twizthlers" at me. :D

I have of course cleared this with Mr Cait. We have reached an agreement that should the opportunity arise where I get to bake cakes with Jamie, he can have a free go of the ginner out of Girls Aloud. (He is curious to find out if licking a gwars snatch is the same as tonguing a 9v battery?)

Bonning the Famous, who else would get it & why?
8O

I never had you down as a fancier of the cow tongued mockney tw#t - Lets hope he can breathe through his ears.

A tag team of Emily Bishop and Vera Duckworth from Corrie and Dot Cotton Sonia from East Enders for me as I must do penance for having unclean thoughts and if I have the strength left I could pester Kirsty Gallacher to let me kick her back doors in. :lol:
 
#13
Cat Deely so I can put the 'stars in her eyes'
Whist cait is riding Mr Oliver to within an inch of his life, I wouldnt mind a go on Mrs O. jools rools :oops:

I'l get me coat
 
#18
Sonia really is a horror, I reckon the bloke who plays Martin Fowler has the crappest job in Tele.

I'd like to spin Angelina Jolie round on my tongue but I reckon three buckets of differenct fella's glue would fall onto my chops

bit like dale :D
 
#19
cait said:
Ozgerbobble said:
Dot Cotton Sonia from East Enders for me :lol:
That qualifies for a post in Berns "Should mongloids be used for sleazoid sex" thread :D
Only because your long time secret fantasy is to be fisted by Richard Whiteley while he tests you against the clock on the Countdown conundrum

:lol:
 
#20
Ozgerbobble said:
Only because your long time secret fantasy is to be fisted by Richard Whiteley while he tests you against the clock on the Countdown conundrum

:lol:
If i had to be fisted i'd opt for the Chuckle Brothers... to me, to you, to me, to you..... :D
 

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