Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by portlandbill, May 20, 2011.

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  1. These three guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound guy came out of some bushes and said "Okay, I give you two choices......death or bongo."

    The first guy said, "I have a lot to live for; my wife and kids are at home. I choose bongo."

    The big guy takes him aside and they start banging it right there.

    The second guy sees this and doesn't think it looks so bad so he also chooses bongo. Then two 550 pound guys come out of the bushes and they get it on right there.

    The third guy is disgusted by this, so he chooses death. After saying this, fourteen 550 pound guys come out of the bushes screaming "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!"
  2. That anything to do with the tropical juice drink Um Bongo? Did they die because of drinking too much?
  3. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Bloke laying face down sunbathing on a nudist beach, when he feels somebody gently slapping his arse. he looks up and sees a pretty young girl who smiles at him, He asks her what she is doing, She answers " playing the bongos". He rolls over and says " Can you play the flute?"
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  4. And she says "Yeah but not the piccolo"

    Boom Tisssh