Celtic - Man Utd Wouldn't it be fuckin great if we just set fire to Parkhead tonight and give the children another reason to celebrate long into the future. We'd get rid of a fair proportion of the population of London in one fell swoop. We could rename the event Obamafire Night. We wouldn't need to let off fireworks as the crackle and bang of cooking ammunition at the Man Utd end will last well into the night. This would also bring some much needed feel good factor to the British public and I predict that it would be the reverse of the Diana effect. It would also bring in some much needed investment as the rest of the world witness' that Britain is finally getting back on track. Mind you the smell of burning shit and illegaly claimed giros, will be witnessed in Moscow.