Bone Missus

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by CptDanjou, May 26, 2012.

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  1. Wife by text to husband at work:

    "Windows at home frozen - what shall I do?"

    Husband - "Spray on some de-icer or pour hot water on them"

    Wait for it

    nearly there

    Wife a few minutes later - "Done that, now the screens gone off and the keyboard won't work”.
  2. Not the kind of bone I was hoping it would be.
  3. You know the rules, the story involves a female so tit shot please.
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  4. Here`s one you may like off Looe beach yesterday ...

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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I really need to see that when I'm on duty.

    Anyone got a spare tissue?
  6. Any faxes yet ?
  7. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    No faxes, but he's got a wierd email I wrote to a mate this morning that will hopefully amuse the wee lad for 5 minutes.

  8. Use fax paper.
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It scratches my bell end.
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