Bone comments made by tv presenters

CplFoodspoiler

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#1
Whilst watching 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' the other day Dom Littlewood was commenting on the number of incidents of fly tipping investigated by a local authority. It went something like this, 'last year they investigated 400 incidents of fly tipping.... that's more than one a day'. No shit Sherlock!

While I'm on rant mode, I want to scream when, every five minutes, they recap the last four and follow it with 'coming up' ..... 'later in the show'.... 'still to come' etc.

I know, my fault for watching shite in the first place. I was lured in by the dirty & rotten bit.
 
#2
The worst one is "Now The News"
 
#3
Or that twat who narrates Road Wars, Copper says "such & such just happened".
Then the twatting narrator repeats what the plod said.
 
#4
Sky sports news have adopted the yank saying of "later this hour" or "coming up this hour"
 
M

Mark The Convict

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#5
It's a bid to avoid the manifold evils of 'dead air'. Any noise, no matter how inane, is better than no noise at all it would seem.
 
#10
'Top of the hour' and asking bereaved family members how they feel! Just fucking Dandy thanks! 24 Hr news is total bollocks and ruins any gravitas. Gordon Honeycombe must be spinning in his grave!
 
#11
'Top of the hour' and asking bereaved family members how they feel! Just fucking Dandy thanks! 24 Hr news is total bollocks and ruins any gravitas. Gordon Honeycombe must be spinning in his grave!
What is Gordon Honeycombe doing spinning in a grave? He's still alive, I had a couple of pints with him once, good bloke and mega pro Army, and although he was a bit mad then, I cannot believe he has progressed to grave spinning.
 
#13
During the riots last august, rolling news, was, in my opinion culpable for much of the disorder.

Sky News would, without fail cut to adverts every ten minutes.

First advert up, for PC world, telling you how you simply must have the ipad 2.

How many saw that and said, 'Okay', went to there high street and threw a litter bin through the window of PC world and got themselves an iPad d on very easy terms. No deposit and nothing to pay for...ever?
 
#14
My absolute number ONE pet hate phrase is " ..at the end of the day..." aaaaaaaaargh, I just want to throw things at things just for having typed it....
 
#15
It was a good few years ago but, Geordie Thicket Donna Air(head) was interviewing The Corrs on MTV UK and asked;

"So, how did you all meet and decide to form a band?"
 
#16
Not exactly on thread, but that living abortion William Hague...first off, don't real Yorkshire people find his accent alone punchable ? Personally I'd love to wax that embryonic head and thrust it up the cunt of a female elephant before stimulating it's clit until the filthy Tory shite drowned.
 
#17
Clarkson and his continual question of "Who would like to see *insert celeb name*'s lap?" Tied to that is the crowds positive response.

Every week.

Every single week.

Every single show, every single week.
 

CplFoodspoiler

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#19
Clarkson and his continual question of "Who would like to see *insert celeb name*'s lap?" Tied to that is the crowds positive response.

Every week.

Every single week.

Every single show, every single week.
Geez I forgot that one. Wouldn't it be good to get a response of a load of muttering followed by a lone voice shouting 'Don't think so'
 

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