Sending sick badgers to Syria sounds somewhat inhumane. Couldn't they create a famine in Syria and export tubercular cattle to feed the starving Arab civilians. The Syrian army and the rebels will be too weak from hunger to fight, there will be money to be made from diseased cattle, the UK government looks like a shining beacon of humanitarianism and the badgers can be left in peace to dig around for worms and cough their lungs up in peace. Everybody wins.
...go down to Sussex.... lots of unattended sheep on them that hills whilst attention is elswhere.... lots of sheep to 'frack'.... then there are all those lonely old dried up prunes of feminists at the Fracking Camp who might welcome a bit on the side.... a bit of beef sausage in the bushes..... 2 in the bush is worth one sucking yer gland......!!!