Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire A&E for man with artillery shell up his bum

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Mildly surprised I couldn't find this elsehwere on Arrse:

THE bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after a patient arrived with an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.​
The Sun newspaper has reported that army explosives experts were scrambled after doctors' concerns the anti-tank round could explode.​
The patient, whose identity has not been revealed, said to the medical team at Gloucestershire Royal's A&E department that he “slipped and fell” on the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile, which was part of his collection of military items.​
 

theoriginalphantom

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It's got two threads of its own and is in at least three others
 

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Maybe he keeps putting it back in
 
Imagine EOD rolling up to the hospital expecting to find a grenade or something, dug up during drainage works - the usual sort of thing.
Then being taken to an A&E cubicle and shown a bloke lying on a trolley, face down.
Then they pull the sheet off . . .
 
Imagine EOD rolling up to the hospital expecting to find a grenade or something, dug up during drainage works - the usual sort of thing.
Then being taken to an A&E cubicle and shown a bloke lying on a trolley, face down.
Then they pull the sheet off . . .
These days they could probably claim compo for trauma.

Or more likely from giving themselves a hernia laughing.
 

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With a rectum of 6 rounds...

Load!
 
He explained to the medical team that he was very lucky to have slipped and fell on a tub of vaseline ten minutes earlier otherwise it could have been quite a nasty injury.
 
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