Bomb scare - sauchiehall street

#1
Quick! Run! Suspicious package in Pizza Hut in sauchiehall street. Anyone have any details? ex arbyette just phoned to say they're not evacuating her office, should I be preparing my best "distraught boyfriend" face for the Daily Record, is will it turn out to be someones lunchbox?
 
#2
Oh for goodness sake it must be a bomb!!!!

Think of it logically - to be a piece box (or a lunch box in english) it would mean that someone in Glasgow had a job!!! Give over :D

Before the flak arrives just let me say that I've family in Glasgow and if struck off their Christmas card list for this it means a huge saving for me.

Thats quite a few prezzies less I have to buy :D

There's method in my madness!!!!
 
#4
Sparky2339 said:
Oh for goodness sake it must be a bomb!!!!

Think of it logically - to be a piece box (or a lunch box in english) it would mean that someone in Glasgow had a job!!! Give over :D

Before the flak arrives just let me say that I've family in Glasgow and if struck off their Christmas card list for this it means a huge saving for me.

Thats quite a few prezzies less I have to buy :D

There's method in my madness!!!!
Spoken like a true east coster ... you'll have had yer tea !! :twisted:
 
#5
Nice one Jockinese :D

Not from Auld Reekie though neebs, grew up in between the forth and clyde.

Gawd noah!!! Not Livi either!! :D

Clue;

That village on the steep south bank of the forth that celebrates its 100th annual Children's Fair Day this coming Friday.

"See the summer sun is gleaming, shining bright o'er land and sea etc etc"
 

TheIronDuke

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#6
Jocks - check

Singing - check

Debating Enbro vs Glasgy - check

Right lads. No boots or blades if you please. Away you go.
 
#7
Sounds like a real Bone place to grow up :x I myself am from the Cradle of The Royal Stewarts but not the drug capital of Scotland, much nearer The Clyde itself. Unfortunately or maybe not, I'm now living and working in Wales
 
#8
Liked that Iron D :D

And Jockinese you laughed at me!!?? pmsl Wales!!! fnarrr :D

Oh yeah it was a real "Bone" place mate - well done :D
 
#9
Sparky2339 said:
That village on the steep south bank of the forth that celebrates its 100th annual Children's Fair Day this coming Friday.

"See the summer sun is gleaming, shining bright o'er land and sea etc etc"
"Hail Hail Hail"
 
#10
Nice one Sweats lmao :D

Best Crest in the world neebs!!

Was doing a system check so just got your PM - check yours.

Putting the chorus o' the Fair Song next to the crest was a nice touch.

Mind you, those not in the know will think its a Celtic chant :D
 
#14
Hello Brettarider :D

From the PDR of Ayrshire no less. Not been on ma hols tae Saltcoats n Ardrosssan since I was wee.

Instead of Lenin do yez huv statues of the Bard (the real one no yon Shakespeare poofter) in aw the village squares?

Excellent!! :D

"INCOMING!!!!"

(edited for mong spelling)
 

Sixty

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#15
Just think; Had the alleged explosive ordnance gone off it would have caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

Not that I venture that way awfully often.
 
#17
Heid the Ba can ye clue me in please?

At the risk of putting ma neck on the block and seeming like a complete tube......

I sense inter-westie/weegie tribal rivalries here (fnarr) whats the 'Ston? Too many toons n villages through there end in "ston" and whits the ESBA?

Translations gratefully received :D

Ignore that crack aboot "improvements" fi b omb damage lads.

Its time I think we had a Jock thread - how about it????

pmsl - awaiting major flak!!!
 
#18
That's rich coming from the town that's the arsehole of Ayrshire and spawned Rinty Doyle and the Guinea :roll: .
Sparky I have fine views of the Firth of Clyde and Ailsa Craig (Pady's Mile Stone) to the heathens! You got A load of Jap tourists and shite pubs flooging £4 a pint beer in George St WTF! but your accent is deffo gay as fcuk :twisted:
 
#19
Sparky2339 said:
Heid the Ba can ye clue me in please?

At the risk of putting ma neck on the block and seeming like a complete tube......

I sense inter-westie/weegie tribal rivalries here (fnarr) whats the 'Ston? StevensonToo many toons n villages through there end in "ston"
ESBA - Eastern Soverign Base Area (Cyprus)

Translations gratefully received :D

Ignore that crack aboot "improvements" fi b omb damage lads.

Its time I think we had a Jock thread - how about it????

pmsl - awaiting major flak!!!
 

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