Bomb detector no good.

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  1. I've brought one of these bomb detector things, I have now found that it doesn't detect explosives as its not compatable with my bodies static electric, I may be running on reverse poles.

    Anyone got a returns number?
     
  2. Boom, boom....
     
  3. If you have the poles reversed, try standing on your head as a polarity reversal trick.

    If the problem is static, get a 50m extension lead, take the cover off the plug on the end, and remove the Live and Neutral pins, leaving the Earth. Plug yourself into the extension lead, and you are therefore earthed, as long as you stay within the 50m coverage of the lead.
     
  4. This is the new version I am selling (for £1756 + vat).
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    Heads it's explosives, tails it's not. I only charge £10,500 for the training course in it's correct usage.

    (I believe Jimbo is doing an advanced version, training at Castle Bellingham :twisted: )