Bomb Alert

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by jobsworth, Jan 19, 2011.

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  1. Have just heard on the news that terrorists have hidden bombs in hundreds of tins of alphabetti spaghetti. If they go off, they could spell disaster.
  2. Unless they are disleksic
  3. overopensights

    overopensights LE Book Reviewer

    Did you know that there is a society now for dislectics 'The society of dislexia' It is called 'DOC' for short!
  4. Dyslexics of the world; UNTIE!
  5. Lysdexia lures ko!
  6. what does DNA stand for?

    the National Association of Dyslexics
  7. That's anbg out of order.
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    My son's dyslexic, he thinks that's the god's bollocks
  9. overopensights

    overopensights LE Book Reviewer

    And did you know that a person who is described as being the 'Dog's bollocks,' is because they are 'outstanding'
  10. uhm yeah i want to buy one.
    bomb-tastic. huh :)
  11. Spaghetti bombgalase
  12. Lots of red sauce and meat when it goes off, if you see what I mean.
  13. Jokes like these arent funny, its the jokes about bombs on planes that take off
  14. My mates just started a new business, exploading prayer mats..

    he says prophets are going through the roof