Boild Eggs......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FaceLikeAPingPongBall, Sep 21, 2006.

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  1. Cut their tops off

    33.3%
  2. Bash em in mit spoon

    12.8%
  3. Boild eggs are a waste of a good egg banjo!

    53.8%

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  1. Cut their tops off or bash em in mit spoon?
     
  2. Banjo man myself!

    Is this a good place to insert the old classic, whats the diffrence between women and bread?
     
  3. Fire away old boy...
     
  4. Banjo's all the way....................
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Thick or thin slice???
     
  6. Is it something to do with yeast?
     
  7. Cut the head off. Only memory I have of paternal grandmother is as a 5 year old getting a massive bollocking from her for bashing it in with a spoon. "Didn't your father teach you how to eat an egg properly" etc!

    Haggard old crone that she was.
     
  8. Woops or Toast even! Hmm yeast, you been meeting the women around here?
     
  9. I knew someone who got a yeast infection on his tongue once, poor sod.

    I choose slice the top off, by the way.
     
  10. Cut the top of, but prefer a banjo.
     
  11. banjo for me also.
     
  12. You can make soldiers out of bread?
     
  13. And they'd be a damn sight better than some of the dross presenting themselves to ATRs!
     
  14. With only ten votes so far submitted, the banjo is storming into the lead. A boiled egg and sodgers is a treat every now and then but a banjo really is the food of Gods!
     
  15. I did correct myself pots!