Last bloody ages, i've had ones that are dated 5 years ago, and not had any problems, although periodically issue ones with 'cheese removed' stamped all over them, so i guess one should avoid the cheese!!
They arent edible from the moment the bag is sealed!
Have you *seen* the cheese? Its meant to be Primula, but its just like a tin of yellow fat with some darker yellow grease floating round it. Be glad it's been removed!
Biscuits brown anyone.......? A mouse made its home in my det locker and the foolish thing nibbled its way into a packet of them in my scoff box. Mind you, it also ate half a toilet roll, which is probably a lot tastier...
Yeah, have recently started getting dehydrated things, taste pretty much like cardboard, and require you to carry about a litre of water per meal, which you then cant use for washing, drinking etc.......rant rave
I haven't seen any evidence of it since! Though we were moving a cam net the other day and a big cracker ran out from under it, definately a mouse but it was a big belter! Probably because it cant digest the half pack of the biscuits it ate, they must be stuck in its gut!
Maybe you've unwittingly created a breed of Supermice, able to devour an entire pack of Biscuits Brown, without the need of meat paste or 'primula' cheese.
Or maybe its just in desperate need of a sh!t that would sink the Ark Royal.