Boffins discover the point of sex.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jul 9, 2011.

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  1. I thought it was so I could shout 'looooooooserrrrr' as I beat the lady I'm with to climax, then roll off, wipe my soggy cock against her thigh, as I fall asleep.

    Live and learn.
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  2. Interesting... I thought "running with the red queen" was taking her @@@@@@ then inserting ~~~~~ when she was### at the time of the month, wiping, then calling her a '''''''''''' before sprinting away.
  3. Doesn't work for the human race, all women are leeches...........aren't they. ;-)
  4. I always thought the point was to make the curtains stiffer!
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  5. HHH

    HHH LE

    They must not have tested any married parasites, because the female then becomes dis-interested in sex, except in the time of need, need new shoes, handbags, etc. !!!!
  6. So what's the point in gays?
  7. Population density control, the boffins modeled it with rats in the lab. Well you did ask.

  8. Must have been reading arrse
  9. what about wanking? does this mean i'm going to get worms if i bash the bishop?
  10. Yeah, more comely.