Just saw a bird walk past and out of the corner of my eye saw some FMBs and a short Skirt.

A chance for some perving, thought I, so I grabbed me mug and followed her down the corridor. Nice arrse, Nice Legs, Vision forming for an office Thrap. Then it turned around.

Jesus Christ, it was hideous. What made it worse was she saw me physically recoil, in horror.

I carried on walking past, but I'd blatantly been rumbled.

Anyone got any other examples of BOBFOCs?

For those that have no idea what I'm on about:
That’s what paper bags are for!

One Bagger – Moderately ugly woman. Put a paper bag on her head when you hump her.
Two Bagger - Very ugly woman. One bag for her head and one for yours in case hers splits.
Three Bagger – Hideous woman. One bag for her head, one for yours and one to vomit in afterwards.
The French put it like this, in typically pretentious fashion:

"Belle de loin, mais loin de belle" - " beautiful from afar, but far from beautiful"

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