Bob Holness

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  1. Bob Holness dies and goes to heaven. He gets to the Pearly Gates and St Peter is stood there hoding a catheter bab. He looks at Bob and says ,"I'll have a P please Bob"
  2. A little known fact about Bob,he was one of the first people to play James Bond.He played him on a radio show ,in South Africa in the early 50s.
  3. Thats blockbusters.
  4. The second person... Moonraker 1956, radio broadcast.
  5. Fixed that for you.
  6. Another little known fact is that Channel 4 is planning to bring the show back soon with a long initial series in mind, they're serious about it, and is looking for a suitable replacement for Bob with a couple of replacements in mind.
  7. Bob Holness got to heaven and Amy Winehouse said "Can I have an 'E' please Bob."
  8. About twelve years ago or so, I did a bit of mini cabbing as a second job. I picked Bob Holness and his wife up from somewhere around Hatch End and dropped them at the college on Harrow on the Hill. He was very dapper and polite. He didn't tip though. :(