Bob Aintworth speaks

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by CQMS, Jul 30, 2009.

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  1. Well ain't that just peachy

    Bring a lack of knowledge to rival his predecessors perhaps?

  2. Given the outrage on trying to cut awards to the wounded recently, I would beg to differ.
  3. He said: “I speak with a Midlands accent. I drop my aitches. I suffer with an asthmatic-related condition that means I speak with a gravelly voice. I have a moustache that some people appear to take offence to. I don’t know what motivates these people.”

    Because that's the criteria for a Defence Minister.


    What else do you do?

    More importantly, why are you where you are?

    *edited for spelling (pedantic brand of anorak off now)
  4. Oh, I love this bit:
    Er, no, it's because you're a complete fückin' muppet, man!

  5. Ainsworth is a cu nt. End of.
  6. Typical Labour response.

    "They don't hate me because I'm crap - it's because I used to work in a factory."

    And if your moustache turns people against you, shave the fcuking thing.
  7. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    It's not the tache.

    It's the fact that he's utterly unfit to hold the position that he does.
  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Translation: "I haven't got a clue what is going on about Defence."
  9. Correct, it's not the tache it's the cvnt stood behind it. The prick looks like a rat peering over a toothbrush.
  10. Heh heh heh, that were funny !!
  11. Take him out and blow him as a blind fcuking useless cnut
  12. pardon?
  13. In a candid interview with The Daily Telegraph, he also accepted his own intellectual limitations as a minister, but insisted he was still qualified to oversee Britain’s defence policy and national security.

    From what ive seen of him in interviews the guy has intellectual limitations on how to be a human being, Is he just spouting off to get the forces on side??

    Dont think its gunna work somehow!! :thumbdown:
  14. He doesn't give a fcuk about the forces. He wants the public on side and he's grovelling after the biggest PR disaster since expenses kicked off.
  15. Hmmm... if he can be made to believe that he's shop steward for the MoD rather than the manglement then maybe he'll become protectionist.

    I foresee:

    - 3 day weeks
    - everyone downs-tools for health and safety walkouts when someone gets a splinter sitting on his arrse all day
    - when that podgy 15 year storeman L/Cpl gets SNLR'ed, "one out, all out"
    - supposedly random strikes over pay and conditions, coinciding, completely by accident of course, with cup finals or other spectator sports on telly
    - flying picket squads organised to block gates when a "socialist working class brother" is unjustly persecuted by the elitist public school educated officer ranks.