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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ordinaryforces, Nov 18, 2009.

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  1. Can anyone spot the flaw in this launching procedure?
     
  2. They haven't pushed that heap of sihte Ford far enough out of the way.
    Muppets
     
  3. Parking is strictly prohibited on the launching ramp. Some people, really!
     
  4. whose the fat cnut?...is it you ord?? :lol:
     
  5. That fat cnut is bothering me.
    There is a flaw with him.
    He is, certainly, fat and he is bending right over.
    And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ......... I know he's wearing that shiny belt.
    But, even so, if he can bend over as far as that without showing a cleavage/builder's bum ...........

    ...... he must be wearing a fcuking frock tucked into his trousers.
     
  6. More to the point... that boat must have some fcuking good bouyancy to carry that fat barsteward about !! it was probably the laws of physics that put his shite truck into the water...

    Heavy object moving, brakes unable to cope = water bound truck !!
     
  7. Considering this thread is about a boat! you are showing a very unhealthy interest in fat mens bottoms....very worrying! do you know Dorothy?
     
  8. It's obvious! That's a reef knot there isn't it? Pffff, schoolboy error or what. :roll:
     
  9. Septics? Obviously!
     
  10. The tide's out.
     
  11. normal holiday scene on a boat ramp in Queensland any weekend, funniest part follows ,when driver dives into turn off his ignition and lights to stop the battery going flat :p
     
  12. Pretty normal around my way to see a car going under, as we have a 14metre spring tide in the Bristol Channel
     
  13. Is it cold there? :lol:
     
  14. A tide like that could wash away one of them sh*ds of yours.
     
  15. Only during the hours of darkness I believe.................. :D