BNP to distance itself from extremist British military

BNP to distance itself from extremist British military

The BNP today announced plans to distance itself from the British Army after claiming its policy of chasing foreigners around their own countries was going ‘a bit too far’.

The move comes after the BNP was criticised for its use of military imagery in campaign materials, which many of its supporters now feel uncomfortable with.

“I’m not entirely unhappy with using the British Army as a backdrop for our campaigns,” said one BNP member.

“I mean, we’re essentially the same, it’s just that the Army only seem to go for the foreigners based abroad - when we’re actually happy to leave those ones alone.”

“I just think they’re taking our ideals and making them a bit more militant. It’s BNP fundamentalism, if you like.”

“Our leader Nick Griffin will be on Question Time later this week to make our point in a perfectly coherent manner, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right?”

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Subtle, satirical, class...comedy gold.
plant_life said:
Pure comedy genius. The BNP thinks we're extreme! Blinding.
Blimey, my wah-o-meter is off the scale...
Its bad enough that the far left hate us without the far right joining in.
Talk about piggy in the middle.

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