BMI - What's yours?

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  1. Following on from the thread about Canadians all being knackers nowadays. (they were in '01 when I met them, so it's hardly news) And all the blustering here on Arrse. Let's have the truth. What biffery lurks on Arrse.

    BMI healthy weight calculator - Health tools - NHS Choices

    How long have you been out and what did you score? Be honest now.

    Me? 8 yrs out (ish) and BMI 23.53

    (And if you haven't weighed in recently, no guessing that you are still 11 stone.)
     
  2. Fuck knows what I am but I'm 5'9, 96kg.
     
  3. Oh fally fally fally... you were supposed to click the link....

    (You're well in the red, you fat bastard ;-))
     
  4. 22 because I'm a God.
     
  5. 21.38 granite of jaw and hung like a national winner
    40yrs out of the army.

    Ps I weigh the same as the day I left and still have all my hair,a few teeth short though.
    and to think I was a trog?
     
  6. 23 years ago, 26

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  7. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    29.14 with a height of 6'2" and a weight of 103Kg. And a 32" waistline... Thing is I feel like a slug now whereas 18 months ago I was same height, same weight but running regularly. Fuck BMI...
     
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  8. 17.4! I must be putting weight on.
     
  9. The BMI has the scientific validity of a jar of leeches.

    Also why are Canadians knackers which is Irish slang for members of the travelling community.
     
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  10. I'm 5ft 9in & weigh 200lb (have a 34in waist) so I have a BMI of 29.5 apparently.

    Still serving.
     
  11. You fat cunt. I suggest you aren't measuring your waist, you are no way a 32" waist.
     
  12. I thought it was someone who worked in the knackery. I had an uncle and cousin who worked as knackers in the slaughter house.
     
  13. Well you can't have one................................
     
  14. 66..........BMI 25.86..........give-a-fuckometer 0 ! :)


    Resting heart rate 54..........so laid back.........I'm almost comatose..........I did say almost! ^_~