Blunktw@tts fcukface

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrPVRd, Sep 27, 2005.

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  1. Does anyone reckon this is it?

  2. Depends whether the mutt is involved I suppose

  3. Bit concerned about the Hellish Halo in that photo Mr PVR. Revealing more than intended?
  4. It's the spotlight - blame the lighting technicians, you don't always get the best in the porno industry.
  5. And lets face it most people would be squinting like a jap sniper with a spotlight like that shining in their phizzog

    Can you get Braille porn do you think?
  6. He's the stunt c0ck, not the main performer.
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Yes, but you've got to look for it.
  8. Good god some poor woman has to look at that!! *shudder*
  9. Not if she closes her eyes!! lol
  10. Fcuk BB, you would be able to visualise the 'blinking' mong like expression!! NOOOOO...yuck yuck!!!
  11. Yes Mereminx, you are right!! But somebody must have !!
  12. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    There'd be a real danger of sensory overload as he 'read' the porn with one hand whilst manipulating his todger with the other, plus all the lumpy bits from previous sessions which had dried out on his 'special needs' jazz material might confuse him a tad.
  13. Apparently he got a cheese grater for Christmas - said it was the best porn he'd ever read.

    Nonetheless, I like the new chick.
  14. Lummy! Has anyone seen the picture of his latest alleged 'squeeze' in today's Torygraph! Outstanding! Well done that man. Sorry, but any 58 year old blind man with a beard festooned grinner who dresses like an OU lecturer, but can still 'pull' a 29 year old stunner is a Man's Man in my book.

    Fair play blind bloke!
  15. That's not fair, why does he need a good looking bird? He's blind FFS! If I was blind I would be happy with an ugly bird as long as she had huge norks (that I could practice my braille on) and therefore free up the lookers for those blokes that could appreciate their beauty.