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Blunktw@tts fcukface

#5
MrPVRd said:
Bit concerned about the Hellish Halo in that photo Mr PVR. Revealing more than intended?
It's the spotlight - blame the lighting technicians, you don't always get the best in the porno industry.
And lets face it most people would be squinting like a jap sniper with a spotlight like that shining in their phizzog

Can you get Braille porn do you think?
 

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#12
Cutaway said:
Ozgerbobble said:
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Can you get Braille porn do you think?
Yes, but you've got to look for it.
There'd be a real danger of sensory overload as he 'read' the porn with one hand whilst manipulating his todger with the other, plus all the lumpy bits from previous sessions which had dried out on his 'special needs' jazz material might confuse him a tad.
 
#14
Lummy! Has anyone seen the picture of his latest alleged 'squeeze' in today's Torygraph! Outstanding! Well done that man. Sorry, but any 58 year old blind man with a beard festooned grinner who dresses like an OU lecturer, but can still 'pull' a 29 year old stunner is a Man's Man in my book.

Fair play blind bloke!
 
#15
Bits said:
Lummy! Has anyone seen the picture of his latest alleged 'squeeze' in today's Torygraph! Outstanding! Well done that man. Sorry, but any 58 year old blind man with a beard festooned grinner who dresses like an OU lecturer, but can still 'pull' a 29 year old stunner is a Man's Man in my book.

Fair play blind bloke!
That's not fair, why does he need a good looking bird? He's blind FFS! If I was blind I would be happy with an ugly bird as long as she had huge norks (that I could practice my braille on) and therefore free up the lookers for those blokes that could appreciate their beauty.
 

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