Blumpy

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by Hairy_Hacker, Oct 29, 2005.

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  1. Yes, get some in!

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  2. NO! you disgusting beast!

    57.1%
  3. Only in return for something...

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  1. Inspired by my good lady wife's first thread I have a question for ARRSErs:

    Does a husband have a right to expect a blumpy?
     
  2. WTF is a blumpy? :?
     
  3. Blumpy is the act of your partner fellating you as you evacuate your bowels...
     
  4. Obviously I've led a sheltered life :?
     
  5. I noticed that ARRSE like the forces , has a lot of members obsessed about women taking it up the wrong 'un. Now this has never ever appealed to me but I'm willing to give a blumpy a go.

    Sort of mixing my pleasures you might say.
     
  6. I'll have a quick word with the missus', I think I know what the answer gonna be though. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
     

  7. I was wrong, the reply was much worse!!! Included words like : pervert, disgusting, sling yer hook.

    I so thought she would agree!
     
  8. ARRSE - It's educational.
     
  9. You forgot to mention that if the missus is on a diet of sugar puffs at the time, you can also eat your brekkie with a free hand..
    ARRSE - recipe guide!
     
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That is absolutely disgusting - and anyway, how can you possibly co-ordinate dump with pump to get the effect you seem to be looking for? 8O
     
  11. My missus doesn't get the choice. I often let one go when she's giving me a nosh. Occasionally I follow through.
     
  12. I was kinda hoping for a bit more backup here.....guess i was hoping too much :?
     
  13. A few technicalities have been pointed out.

    Personally I cannot curl one out without a few squirts of urine being unleashed, she obviously thinks urinating in her gob is a no-no.

    Splashing:- with me sat on the porcelain throne (saves laundering sheets) and the good lady wife on her knees positioned at groin level there is a risk of splashing her chin with bog water when a log drops, which she tells me would be off-putting. Would a leather chin strap be protection enough?

    She thinks I'm gross, which ARRSE threads would edumacate her that this is quite a harmless request? I've pointed her to some of RTFQ and Short Fuses posting but she tells me they are just pervs to.
     
  14. Could you just confirm how high this is on your list of things to do? Loads of great things you can get up to with the Mrs but this wouldn't make any of my lists let alone a short list!!

    Is there a waiting list for the local specialist dealing with such defective behaviour in your local area? If not I suggest you get in there as soon as possible!!
     
  15. Defective behaviour or defecate-ive behaviour?! :?

    Sorry... :lol: