I had the misfortune to pop in to the big aircraft hanger sized tesco in Watford this morning. Amongst the shuffling slack-jawed mongs, a la 'night of the living dead', I was surprised to spot a very rotund R. Signals major. the bloke was in uniform (obviously) and also had..........wait for it, One of those fecking bluetooth headsets attached to the side of his fat cranium?????? I see loads of kids at uni walking round with those bloody things on and they do look like right cnuts but an army officer ffs!!! Can anyone justify wearing one of these things around in public? I am sure my fellow arrsers will have an opinion on this...in your own time go on.