Blues and Chews

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pararegtom, Jul 2, 2010.

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

  2. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Well he was happy enough until he got caught.....
     
  3. Bore off.
     
  4. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    wah you fecking walt wannabee
     
  5. Sorry mate, couldnt hear you over the spash of fanny juice? Say again.
     
  6. hairyarse2

    hairyarse2 War Hero

    When I was Plod, I started seeing a red haired temptress I'd met through work.
    One day, I met her in 'The Peak District' in my dog handlers van. One thing led to another, and as she sat on the bonnet I tasted her ginger quim for the first time.
    A little later as I was ploughing her furrow, she ripped the antenna of the roof and started whipping my bare buttocks with it.
    A couple of days later I developed an infection, the doctor seemed to think I had a 'van aerial disease' 8O
     
  7. morsk

    morsk LE


    heres your coat......
     
  8. We've stuffed the pockets with semtex and a Brazilian flag, then alerted the Met. Safe home.
     
  9. Mentlegen

    Mentlegen Swinger

    Its text you spastic.
     
  10. Fixed that for you
     
  11. morsk

    morsk LE

    Fixed that for you
     
  12. WTF lead to that pathetic attempt at abuse?
     
  13. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    He doesn't need a reason, other than being a nobber, hence the tag.