Blues and Chews

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pararegtom, Jul 2, 2010.

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

  2. Well he was happy enough until he got caught.....
  3. Bore off.
  4. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    wah you fecking walt wannabee
  5. Sorry mate, couldnt hear you over the spash of fanny juice? Say again.
  6. When I was Plod, I started seeing a red haired temptress I'd met through work.
    One day, I met her in 'The Peak District' in my dog handlers van. One thing led to another, and as she sat on the bonnet I tasted her ginger quim for the first time.
    A little later as I was ploughing her furrow, she ripped the antenna of the roof and started whipping my bare buttocks with it.
    A couple of days later I developed an infection, the doctor seemed to think I had a 'van aerial disease' 8O

  7. heres your coat......
  8. We've stuffed the pockets with semtex and a Brazilian flag, then alerted the Met. Safe home.
  9. Its text you spastic.
  10. Fixed that for you
  11. Fixed that for you
  12. WTF lead to that pathetic attempt at abuse?
  13. He doesn't need a reason, other than being a nobber, hence the tag.