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Biscuits_AB

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#1
I'm sat here watching this sh*te with the kids. Things were looking up when the blonde Irish bird wearing a mini skirt appeared on the screen but were soon dampened by the 'turn' (some f*cking chav) who she described as the 'UK's Best Beat-boxer'

Do these people actually believe that blowing farts into a micro-phone is a recognised talent?

There's even a zulu on the programme now. F*ck me, what ever happened to John Noakes?
 
#2
He's probably not a real zulu...complain to Broadcasting Standards, the phonelines are still open I believe?
 
#6
I'd like to see where she puts her Blue Peter badge
 
#8
SparkySteve said:
LordVonHarley said:
polar said:
Google 'Konnie Huq' and then select images, find the pics of her 'in' a white dress
This one?

Lovely! I'd run my cock underneath her right breast whilst inserting my foot into her anus.
You'd probably qualify for a Blue Peter badge for that :wink:
 
#10
SparkySteve said:
a_nony_mouse said:
You'd probably qualify for a Blue Peter badge for that :wink:
I'd get the pin of it and prick her in the eye with it. Love the squirming, me.
... and who said "romance is dead"!!! :D
 
#12
SparkySteve said:
Romance? Im not trying to marry the bint, just trying to get my sexual deviant kicks by raping her.
Romance and marriage - a curious combination!
 
#14
The show is being repackaged as 'Pink Peta'.
It will be 'representative' and 'relevant' to todays young people.

Issues it will tackle are believed to include
'rainbow week - gays in the playground'
'today we build a refuge for battered women'
'Abdul - an asylum seeker's journey'

Advice on contraception and your rights when dealing with your parents will also be discussed.

John Noakes was a white English heterosexual male who subscribed to outdated sexual stereotyping and represented a negative role model to young boys. He had an unhealthy interest in old fashioned and inappropriately masculine activities.

His name and images are now being deleted from BBC records.
 
#15
Konnie Huq - best looking black velvet dorris on the box, every time I get a glimps of her the words 'five dollor, me love you long time soldier boy' come to mind. Bet she takes it up the $hitter too!
 
#17
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Konnie Huq - best looking black velvet dorris on the box, every time I get a glimps of her the words 'five dollor, me love you long time soldier boy' come to mind. Bet she takes it up the $hitter too!
She was being porked by the coke snorting ex BP presenter Richard Bacon for a long time.
 
#18
crabnomore said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Konnie Huq - best looking black velvet dorris on the box, every time I get a glimps of her the words 'five dollor, me love you long time soldier boy' come to mind. Bet she takes it up the $hitter too!
She was being porked by the coke snorting ex BP presenter Richard Bacon for a long time.
She's not muslim then? :D
 
#19
still21inmymind said:
crabnomore said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Konnie Huq - best looking black velvet dorris on the box, every time I get a glimps of her the words 'five dollor, me love you long time soldier boy' come to mind. Bet she takes it up the $hitter too!
She was being porked by the coke snorting ex BP presenter Richard Bacon for a long time.
She's not muslim then? :D
Deffo not.
 
#20
insert-coin-here said:
still21inmymind said:
crabnomore said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Konnie Huq - best looking black velvet dorris on the box, every time I get a glimps of her the words 'five dollor, me love you long time soldier boy' come to mind. Bet she takes it up the $hitter too!
She was being porked by the coke snorting ex BP presenter Richard Bacon for a long time.
She's not muslim then? :D
Deffo not.
Just as well then. Biscuits is right though, BP has got even f*cking worse than what it used to be like. All the presenters should be girls with massive funbags and tight tops and arrses like two boiled eggs wrapped tightly in a hanky. Now that would be educational and keep a lots of mongs off the streets.
 

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