Blue Peter Presenter Cycles to South Pole

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Jan 22, 2012.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. She'd get her brown badge off me, that's for sure. If she was lucky. :lol:
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  3. From the link " I've only washed once in the last 30 days, so to be finally standing at the Pole feels incredible." She could deliver one hell of a skiff.
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  4. I'd ride her like a stolen ice bike
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  5. I like girls with balls, I'd also pay heavily for her jiffy bag of used fanny wipes and sanitory towels..
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    she can row me any time.....
  7. Yes.... I bet you fuck them regularly.......
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  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    She could make a fortune selling her knickers !

  9. I would kitten crawl to the south pole in my skiddies just to sniff her saddle.
  10. I knew there was a valid reason to watch Blue Peter again,

    Decent Fit lady presenters is the only thing going for it.
  11. Gentlemen,

    Please note that Ms Skelton has featured, several times, in the thread entitled "Holy Grail of unseen Celebrity Tits".

    A most respectable young lady, in body and achievement !
  12. The only 'celebrity tits' of interest here are all of you sad cunts who pay your licence fees to let her have a jolly at your expense.

    I've seen bigger celebrity tits in Stormont and you don't need a canoe to get there.
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  13. 3 of Helen displaying her pert attributes and one of Connie "fancy a fuck" Huq.

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  14. I should have added that it's not just the 'Fair Papped One' who is getting a freebie at your expense; it's the entire crew, some of whom have dugs so sagged that you could tie them into a bow and cling on to them if the canoe sinks, Concordia-style.

    And those ex-Them who leave their zimmers to help out the media whenever these terrifyingly dangerous three week paycheck ops arrive.
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    I would've liked to have seen her ride this bike to the South Pole ...

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