Blue murder

#1
Oh my lord! They are doing unspeakable things to the Royal Artillery on ITV as I post...at least Caroline Quentin is in it...
 
#2
Though what they are doing to the monkeys almost makes up for it!
 
#3
Christ, a Fed in Uniform (Beret is about right for a Major)............ working on a Friday night............ Now you know it's make believe.
 
#5
<<wokka wokka>>

Their berets are worse than mine.
 
#6
Whats happened to the PTI's muscles, not a mirror insight for him to admire himself.....obviously no-one researched it correctly. Have they all got size 65 berets :?
 
#8
Airfix said:
Well, they seemed to march like gunners...
Nah........... Drill was to good :lol:
 
#10
Whoever decided on the attitudes of the suaddies must have been studying SNCOs in Wellingtons army and the coppers all seem to have a Dirty Harry attitude. Of course it's written as Army thick and Police hard. Typical of stuff written by people who have neiter soldiered or served in the police.. Can anyone see them giving the Officers Mess dining room upn as an incident room?
 
#13
I think they've been trawling arrse for the finer points of the script

In one sentence the bord with the huuuuuuuuuuuge beret ( so big she tucked her ears in it ) was heard to utter the words "scoff" "wets" "biff" and "trollied"

I'm waiting for "basha" and "fuckwit" and I'll have a full house
 
#14
craftsmanx said:
Can anyone see them giving the Officers Mess dining room upn as an incident room?
I don't know about an incident room but 7RHA gave theirs up for a day, as statement writing room to allow for witness statements to be taken back in the early 90's
 
#15
I cannot comment on the likelihood of an officers' mess being given up as an incident room - however no Mess SNCO worthy of his salt would permit soldiers - or indeed officers - to wander around it with their helicopter pads...I mean berets on!

Why has the RMP major got a Para Reg crown on? What's with the berets through the chesty epaulette thingy and who made the chav bird in mixed dress a Sgt?

They obviously pushed the boat out on a military advisor! Hell, to avoid the impact this cack is having on my blood pressure, I would do the job myself for free!
 
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#16
polar69 said:
I think they've been trawling arrse for the finer points of the script

In one sentence the bord with the huuuuuuuuuuuge beret ( so big she tucked her ears in it ) was heard to utter the words "scoff" "wets" "biff" and "trollied"

I'm waiting for "basha" and "fuckwit" and I'll have a full house
Did i hear " Foxpiss and twiglets" when the ginge got it?

and "Backdoors kicked in" too but i may be mistaken.
 
#17
Oh feck...the worst service dress since the RSIGNALS guy in that TACC photo...and the ginger bird has just been offed!
 
#18
Am I posted to the wrong units or do I just go to units where all the Toms are lazy CNUTs. In the background of every camp shot so far you've got squaddies beavering away, marching around, getting the job done. i havent seen anyone skiving in corners, getting tabs out or drinking brews saying its fcuking NAAFI break or after 5 so fcuk off.

Please post me there next, even the female squaddies look half decent and not seen a WRAC ARRSE yet, there all wearing normal size combat 95's.

Sorry to be picky ITV, get real though

Can I have one of those MQ's there far better than the ones in Colly
 
#19
Alright I'm a spotter but the SIB Major has a GSM, Gulf Medal and QGJM...but no rosette on his Gulf Medal! He would only have a Gulf Medal without clasp if he had served in Cyprus...but why no UN sun-bathing gong, eh? He's an imposter and murdered everyone who has been killed so far and any others still to come...
 
#20
Cuddles said:
Alright I'm a spotter but the SIB Major has a GSM, Gulf Medal and QGJM...but no rosette on his Gulf Medal! He would only have a Gulf Medal without clasp if he had served in Cyprus...but why now UN sun-bathing gong, eh? He's an imposter and murdered everyone who has been killed so far and any others still to come...
Watch it Cuddles he might be onto you and your next 8O
 

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