Blowing up cows

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bezzy93, Jun 7, 2011.

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  1. One of my mates has just come back from 2 weeks in Thailand and claimed that he spent a day on a range with a fuck load of guns, which I can believe but then he claimed he fired a rpg at a cow for a tenner. Has anyone ever heard of stuff like this before? because I'm sure he's bullshiting
     
  2. Go feck off. I can't believe the shite people post on this forum lately.
     
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  3. Firing RPGs in Thailand is around $150 - $200US for a rocket. No cows though. Urban myth as far as I'm aware.
     
  4. Pull the udder one.
     
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  5. [WAHshield ON] Honestly, out of all the 'things' one could 'do' in Thailand and then brag about it to ones 'friends', this would not figure on the list of my top 100. [/WAHshield OFF]
     
  6. Beware for one day the cows will rise up and have their revenge!

     
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  7. One of my mates fired a Wombat at a small wooly T62 in Wales.
     
  8. I've never seen a cow in thailand.
     
  9. Given the choice, I'd rather blow upa sheep. Not sure whether that's because I'm Scottish, or because I love the film 'Bad Taste'.
     
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  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Tit. Saw the horns off of a water buffalo then strap a Marigold filled with water around its bollocks. Instant cow.

    You have led a sheltered life, haven't you? Would you like to see the world with an older, more experienced man? PM me, yah?
     
  11. They have all been blown up with RPG's, honestly some people