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Blowing up cows

#1
One of my mates has just come back from 2 weeks in Thailand and claimed that he spent a day on a range with a fuck load of guns, which I can believe but then he claimed he fired a rpg at a cow for a tenner. Has anyone ever heard of stuff like this before? because I'm sure he's bullshiting
 
#6
[WAHshield ON] Honestly, out of all the 'things' one could 'do' in Thailand and then brag about it to ones 'friends', this would not figure on the list of my top 100. [/WAHshield OFF]
 
B

Boozy

Guest
#7
Beware for one day the cows will rise up and have their revenge!

[video=youtube;FQMbXvn2RNI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI[/video]
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#13
I've never seen a cow in thailand.
Tit. Saw the horns off of a water buffalo then strap a Marigold filled with water around its bollocks. Instant cow.

You have led a sheltered life, haven't you? Would you like to see the world with an older, more experienced man? PM me, yah?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#18
You shouldn't have mentioned shed....some feckers gonna come up with a pictures of cows in sheds in Thailand.
Nah. Some fucker is going to come up with a pic of their Doris sitting on that concrete water buffalo stuck in the sea off of the beach outside the Airport Club in Sihanoukville. Maybe someone will post a pic of their Doris astride the Antonov AN-24 they have hung from the roof as a VIP bar.

But it will not be me. I was not there and I got witnesses.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#19
Tit. Saw the horns off of a water buffalo then strap a Marigold filled with water around its bollocks. Instant cow.

You have led a sheltered life, haven't you? Would you like to see the world with an older, more experienced man? PM me, yah?
That'd just be a water buffalo in disguise. Thank you for the offer to be a travelling companion it's much appreciated, maybe next year.
 

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