Blowing the lid on preconceptions

#1
Well good gentlemen. As most of you great unwashed would already know. I is a scouser of ulteriour intelligence but an ex crab on top.

We all hate walts but fuck me sideways! I have witnessed first hand those I can attest to be "them" walting the bejesus out of it. Hereford is full of them pretending to be them! I live at the back of pontrilas and see the training first hand, as a serviceman and a civvy. What the fluke is going on when "them" need to walt it or is it universally mandatory???
 
#2
Well good gentlemen. As most of you great unwashed would already know. I is a scouser of ulteriour intelligence but an ex crab on top.

We all hate walts but fuck me sideways! I have witnessed first hand those I can attest to be "them" walting the bejesus out of it. Hereford is full of them pretending to be them! I live at the back of pontrilas and see the training first hand, as a serviceman and a civvy. What the fluke is going on when "them" need to walt it or is it universally mandatory???







































What?
 
#6
I think he's raising the issue of social standing and feelings of inadequacy within a population base brought about by third party impactive pressures and conceptions and how they project upon a community isolated by educational and developmental capacity, also, of course, the potentiasl for lateral movement. But that of course goes without saying..

What say you Zero...

(I like minges and beer...)
What the flying fuck is a "minges"?
 
#7
What the flying fuck is a "minges"?
There was a Spanish letch at my uni who fancied 2 chavvy dolly birds who worked at the local Greggs.

We sent him in for a sausage roll and 2 dripping minges! There were red faces.

'I don't know what is this minge' he hissed, 'but I intend to find out'.

1st of many hilarious stories about that cunt!

Does that answer your question?
 
#8
Well good gentlemen. As most of you great unwashed would already know. I is a scouser of ulteriour intelligence but an ex crab on top.

We all hate walts but fuck me sideways! I have witnessed first hand those I can attest to be "them" walting the bejesus out of it. Hereford is full of them pretending to be them! I live at the back of pontrilas and see the training first hand, as a serviceman and a civvy. What the fluke is going on when "them" need to walt it or is it universally mandatory???
That wont be THEM, then,that be THEY, then
 
#9
Does that answer your question?
I think so. It's a front bottom; the sort of thing that a lady plays with when they're watching John Barrowman on the telly, while I'm cooking her fucking dinner and cleaning up after the fat, idle cow.
 
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Mr_Tigger

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#10
Congratulations, you've just won the dullest thread of 2012 and were only 6 months in sheeps.
Good call that man! OP, PM me your address so I can post you your 'Dullest Post on ARRSE Commemorative Coco Mug'. Congratulations.
 
#11
Well good gentlemen. As most of you great unwashed would already know. I is a scouser of ulteriour intelligence but an ex crab on top.

We all hate walts but fuck me sideways! I have witnessed first hand those I can attest to be "them" walting the bejesus out of it. Hereford is full of them pretending to be them! I live at the back of pontrilas and see the training first hand, as a serviceman and a civvy. What the fluke is going on when "them" need to walt it or is it universally mandatory???
Jesus wants you for a sunbeam.
 
#12
Sort your avatar out.
Oh right, so because it's my avatar you object to it. If it was David Attenborough going on about two ladybirds engaging in the beauty of creation, you'd be nursing a semi at this very moment! Philistine.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#16
Nope... minge, furburger,clout or ladygarden..

And if you are married..then it's as elusive as a polar bear with it's paws over its nose in a polar tundra mid blizzard...

Or if you are where matt is.. then it's as easy to find as a large handed beauty with an adams apple and a five o'clock shadow..
Ah, clunge!!
 
#17
Tar us all not with your proclivitatious brush. You can keep the ones with Adams apples and spic chins, I'll stick to phlange and genuine tits thanks.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#18
Tar us all not with your proclivitatious brush. You can keep the ones with Adams apples and spic chins, I'll stick to phlange and genuine tits thanks.
Fcuk you're getting picky in your dotage.
 
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