Blowing Chunks

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to get him a beer.

    The bartender asks, "which one?"

    The guy says "any one, as long as its not Carling."

    The bartender then asks, "What's wrong with Carling?"

    So the guy says, "Nothing, its just the last time I drank Carling I went home and blew chunks!"

    So the bartender says, "That's what happens when you have too much beer"

    So the guy says, "No, you don't understand. My dog's name is Chunks."