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Blow out the candles, scotlass

As a result of visiting the chat room over the weekend with drink taken I found out that scotlass is celebrating a birthday today, probably with a haggis supper and a big bottle of Irn Bru.

Yes – she’s twenty one (so she tells us - believe her if you will). And yet she’s still faffing around on here to make all us blokes look like big soft jessies. And to be honest she seems to succeed sometimes, although on occasion extreme mongness cuts in when we’re not paying any attention and we can cringe later on at our leisure.

So who is scotlass? She is obviously not English, or Scots-Irish, or Welsh, but she could be a gingwar. Damn – there goes my fantasy. Anyway. She’s been around ARRSE for some time and not been O2 Thief-ed thus far. And she has done her bit for general amusement, so it seems.

So ladies, gentlemen, serving, retired, civvies, sybil serpants, scum journos, walts, chavs and anyone I’ve missed….please wish scotlass a very happy birthday. Or something.
Happy Birthday Scotlass.

You realise if this takes you past the legal age of consent indoubitabley
wont chat to you anymore. :D


War Hero
ive got a candle for you to blow out

yes i know it was obvious but i had to get it in before someone else does
scotlass said:
... i can still fit into my school uniform.....
I don't believe you, I demand some proof in the photo gallery (Unless you were an 18 stone grubber in school, in which case, I'm sure I can take your word for it.)


Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
Many happy returns, fair lady. The case of champagne and the diamond ring are on their way by limousine to you. Be sure to be wearing the school uniform when you receive them. Including the straw boater, navy blue bloomers and hockey stick.


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Reviews Editor
scotlass said:
Thank you OFnH but the uniform was brown, so i guess you will be keeping the booze and the bling then.....oh well...
Oh no! A brown school uniform? Almost like the brownies? Two for the price of one!!! More bling and booze coming for you.
You lot are a bunch of perverted, sick sexual deviants who are not fit for polite company or normal society..

I feel so at home here I'm quiet moved to tears don't ya know! (sniffle)

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