As a result of visiting the chat room over the weekend with drink taken I found out that scotlass is celebrating a birthday today, probably with a haggis supper and a big bottle of Irn Bru. Yes â sheâs twenty one (so she tells us - believe her if you will). And yet sheâs still faffing around on here to make all us blokes look like big soft jessies. And to be honest she seems to succeed sometimes, although on occasion extreme mongness cuts in when weâre not paying any attention and we can cringe later on at our leisure. So who is scotlass? She is obviously not English, or Scots-Irish, or Welsh, but she could be a gingwar. Damn â there goes my fantasy. Anyway. Sheâs been around ARRSE for some time and not been O2 Thief-ed thus far. And she has done her bit for general amusement, so it seems. So ladies, gentlemen, serving, retired, civvies, sybil serpants, scum journos, walts, chavs and anyone Iâve missedâ¦.please wish scotlass a very happy birthday. Or something.