Bloody TA theifs

Fair i gut the STAB?

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#1
Not that im annoyed or anything but if the theiving STAB who robbed all three of my berets reads this site im going to gut you, come on they're red for fuck sake! :evil:

anyways, sorry about that
 
#2
manchestermonkey said:
come on they're red for * sake!
Red.... I was hoping that you had confused the issue with maroon but then again your user name kind of gives the game away.

Divine Retribution.

Ha ha RMP get's all his hats stolen.... genius!

Still, I hate theives as my car got robbed by some drug fuelled pikeys last weekend so I do have a some compassion for your strife.

Gut the fecker if you find him, either that or use a sack of door knobs..... the weapon of choice!
 
#3
yeah definitely red :)

I had to go on the hunt for any *spare* replacements, sadly no.
Suppose you have to laugh at RMP being robbed, but still grrrr :evil:
 
#4
manchestermonkey said:
Suppose you have to laugh at RMP being robbed, but still grrrr :evil:
I wouldn't laugh at that. Honest guv.

snigger
 
#6
Still sniggering.......
 
#7
Why not nail the new one on.

I'm sure there will be no shortage of volunteers to help..

I have a spare hitli gun and egg banjo can count nails :D
 
#8
Minister_doh_nut said:
Why not nail the new one on.

I'm sure there will be no shortage of volunteers to help..

I have a spare hitli gun and egg banjo can count nails :D
Oh dear - MDN is talking about nailing people already. And the night is still young........

(I will hold the Manc down while you two attach it)
 
#9
Not that im annoyed or anything but if the theiving STAB who robbed all three of my berets reads this site im going to gut you, come on they're red for * sake!
I hope you gather more information and clues and present them with a little more detail in your day to day work as a military policeman.... or are you just proving that you lot really are as cr4p as we all think you are?
 
#10
In fact yeah - PP - how can we put our faith in the RMP to solve our crimes when they can't even solve who stole their berets???

Pah! :cry:
 
#12
We dont solve crimes - who told you that lie? or have you been watching 'red cap' a little bit to much. My whole aim in life is to piss you all off :D
 
#13
Well we know from experience that you don't solve crimes. But as for "your whole life" just being to 'piss us all off'? Who do you think you are? A staff officer?

If you think just your turning up would piss people off then think again.... it’s your complete professional incompetence that gets us going. Don’t over-do your self-importance. We won’t :)
 
#14
trust me, you'd hate having me around - your arm would be sore from throwing it up all the time, and 'sir' would become the only word you were capable of speaking :wink:
 
#15
........fetch that frigging Hilti gun and stand back. This is going to get messy.
 
#16
trust me, you'd hate having me around - your arm would be sore from throwing it up all the time, and 'sir' would become the only word you were capable of speaking
Yes, you are right, I'd hate to have you around. As for the rest, I know you're talking b0llocks. I am however beginning to think that it's not just professional incopmetence that you suffer from, but social incompetence as well.

If the only way you get any satisfaction is assuming that other people respect you and would spend their time giving you social graces then you're sadder than even I thought. You're an RMP for christ sake.... sorry, I mean AGC with an attitude problem. AGC remember that.... you're a clerk without the skills and popularity that a few clerks manage to retain.
 
#17
If you think that ANYONE would want to steal a Monkey Lid, you will fail CDT.

At best they have been disposed of.

One for the STABs, eh?

PS - top tip - dont apply for SIB, Trigger.
 
#18
We know that Manchester Monkey's inerence that he's worthy of saluting is b0llocks as, bad though they are, not even the AGC (RMP) would put somebody who can't even stop not one, but three pieces of head dress being stolen by territorials, in command of EVEN other AGC(RMP).

Sounds like BB was right, but in the wrong direction..... it's MM who needs CDTing! 8O

As for the TA who did the proffing.... Well done boys..... much respect :)
 
#19
Have you looked in the mirror Sherlock?- You seem like the type of lightning fast chap who is wearing his hat whilst looking for it.

manchestermonkey said:
trust me, you'd hate having me around - your arm would be sore from throwing it up all the time, and 'sir' would become the only word you were capable of speaking :wink:
Let's see how that works .............................

Cur .................I think I am going to throw up !!!!!!! baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf



BTW. The word is THIEVES .......say after me, T > H > I > E > V >E> S. Got that ? Get some one who is allowed to use a crayon to pop it down in your colouring pad - sorry notepad.
 
#20
are you sure its not still on your head?

its always the last place you look!

and if it was indeed stolen, give that guy a pint, stealing a red cap's beret is genious!
 

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