I hope you gather more information and clues and present them with a little more detail in your day to day work as a military policeman.... or are you just proving that you lot really are as cr4p as we all think you are?
Yes, you are right, I'd hate to have you around. As for the rest, I know you're talking b0llocks. I am however beginning to think that it's not just professional incopmetence that you suffer from, but social incompetence as well.
If the only way you get any satisfaction is assuming that other people respect you and would spend their time giving you social graces then you're sadder than even I thought. You're an RMP for christ sake.... sorry, I mean AGC with an attitude problem. AGC remember that.... you're a clerk without the skills and popularity that a few clerks manage to retain.
We know that Manchester Monkey's inerence that he's worthy of saluting is b0llocks as, bad though they are, not even the AGC (RMP) would put somebody who can't even stop not one, but three pieces of head dress being stolen by territorials, in command of EVEN other AGC(RMP).
Sounds like BB was right, but in the wrong direction..... it's MM who needs CDTing!
As for the TA who did the proffing.... Well done boys..... much respect